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2016

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Scrotal Lacerations

Poop Noodle

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Sex with Randoms

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Ball Distribution

Drug Run

Dropped Balls

Locker Room BJ's

Post-Game Hummer

Loss of Down Sydrome

Muddy Balls

Tight End Penetration

Tight Slot

Quickness to the Hole

Slot Receiver

Play Action Ass

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Roughing the Asser

In the Pussy Pocket

Dong Snapper

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Blocked Dick

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Double Tightend Formation

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Little Bit of Penetration

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Vick 'n' Switch

Lots of Children

Abused Wives

Yesterday's Jock

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