Logjammin Catchphrase

2020

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King of Rears

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Feces in  Obvious Locations

Anal Attentive

Cinnabon Scott

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Custom Dong

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A Crying Dick

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Pussy Hotspot

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Jizz Hands

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Out Cunted

Suck-a-duck

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2 Buckets

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Semen Cheese

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Someone Else's Balls

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Ass Kebab

River Deuce Coupe

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Milk the MILFs

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Nerd D

Plungeable Porn Missile

Advanced Technical Anal

Cold Cocaine

Sample Penetration

The Dick Kiss

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Hand Sorceress

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Church Boner

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Visible Shart

Wookie-like Bush

Rubberless Sex

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Cummalier

TED Bawks

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Sir Cums a Lot

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Bleeding from the Penis

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Testicular Balls

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Double Diarrhea

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In the Jizz Bizz

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An Array of Dildos

Uppercase Penis

Nut Dust

Cat Huffing

Succulent Sausages

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Meat Roll-up

Cock Sauce

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Morning Magic

Emperor-like Scrotum

Tapered Taint

Roger's Sixth Sack

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Snare Cum

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Teat-seeking Missile

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Crowded Box

Ride the Flesh Slide

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Monosexual

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Black Cockus

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Pork Roll-up

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High Fructose Porn Syrup

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Moral Penetration

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Rear Frontier

Pussy Fountain of Youth

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Rotating the Dick

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Menstrubation

"R" Rated Life

A Good Dry Rub

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Recreational Milk

It's What Pants Crave

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21 & Busting

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Mr. Butt Hole

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Ass to Mouth Disease

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The Ejaculation Proclamation

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Infinite Dicks

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Meth Gators

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22 oz. of Diarrhea

Ceremonial Balls

3 Finger Mitten

Boob Glory

Gone Whorin'

Improvised Explosive Diarrhea

Virtual Reality Skeeball

Pornographic Memory

Fuckable Mini-trucker

Secondhand Handjo

Anal Retention Pond

Clam Shucker

Yellow Chommerine

Registered Peach Cruiser

Boob Goldberg Machine

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Liquid Phase Shit

Prostate Toot

Sunsetting Sexuality

Buttfuck University

Oiled Sluts

Goo Diamond Phillips

Uneccessarily Cunty

Smells Like Hogs

Honey w/Big Axes

Emily's Special Rub

Insemination Situation

Rent by the Inch

3-Way Gone Wrong

Brett Favre Addicted

Puntfest

Lady Godiva's Sweaty Taint

Hog Warts

Funky Cum Beat

Stuff the Elf

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Butt Babies

Assburger Street

The Infinity Shart

Thunder Dick

Fuck Deficit

Double Boathouse Lifestyle

Pontoon Poon

Keyholed

Kell-Spawn

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S&M Seatbelt

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Ouchy Nipples

Ten Ass City

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Ass-Action Lawsuit

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Ticks with Dicks

Girl Penis

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Pussy Care

Brown Friday

Bukkake Jockey

Suckalotta Dingdong

Trouser Toxin

Cocksuckee

Jacker of All Trades

Gale Force Shitting

Urology 2 for 1

The Dildo Diaries

5 Minute Party

AIDS Filled Smile

Booby-trap Montage

Boathouse Handjob

Mouth, Nipple, Hands

Extreme Cunt Country

Yanked by Yahweh

Unholy O-face

Cum Flavored Ice Cream

Orgy Blouse

Fight or Fuck

0.0 Penetration

ZZ Topless

Chomme Guru

Butt in Butt

Nut Introduction

30 Pack of Blunts

Robot Downey Jr.

Titty Sisters

Double the Mouthsize

Speed & Cigarillos

Bush Passenger

Whiskey Trots

Dick Bacon

Titty Fucksplosion

Humpin' Hobbits

Handy Seaman

Fruit Sausage

Poor Boob Substitute

Pubic Dreadlocks

Logjamborghini

The Boner Collector

Log Water

Moist Jammin'

Google Chommebook

Jewper Hero

Sweet Nips

Cumwad Shootout

Bonged Bone Broth

Too Hot to Twat

Niagara Balls

Live Cum

Bush of Entrapment

Cum Quota

MILF of Magnesia

Ranch Filled Anus

The Impossible Nut

Scrotal Torsion

Penis Traction

Seaweed Stuffed Pussy

Titty Augmentation

Bernie Sanders Cock Cast

Cooking with AIDS

Mickey Mouse's BBC

Pile of Penises

Penis Christ

Vagina Zion

Shit Pawprint

The Milwaukee Fucks

It's a No Go Situation

Flood o' Turds

Dildo Insurance

Cum Sucking Clam

2020 - LOTR Special

Dildo Baggins

Gandalf the Gay

Saruman-on-man

Mithril Condom

Gimli's Ass

Sam & Frodo's Love Child

Gandalf's Big Staff

Mordorgy

Cum Troll

Buttfucking Several Hobbits

Hobbit Fuck Train

Brokeback Mount Doom

Uruk Hai Sex Hotline

Hobbit Holocaust

Nimbly Gimli

Elrond Hubbard

Gin Gimli

Frodo Bro Jo

The Hobbit Who Fucked

The Ol' Dirty Mordor

DJ Jazzy Bilbo

Bimbo Baggins

Lorena Hobbit

Balrog vs. Ken

Hobbit My Dick Off

Shelob's Titties

Cock Ring of Power

Tom Bombadildo

The Desolation of Smegma

The Ballrag

John Wayne Hobbit

Spreading Legolas

Orc Breath

Rohanjob

Elven Semen

Hairy Foot Fetish

Helm's Deepthroat

Whore of Mordor

Filthy Hobbits's Holes

Burning Dwarf Festival

Prancing Pony Karaoke Night

Silverlode River-deuce

Aragorn's Porn 'Stache

Gandalf's Gland

Bilbo's Baggin'

Dildos by Bilbo

Bone Thugs & Orcs

Gamgee's Handies

Tom Bombadil, Hobbit Fucker

Wormtongue My Asshole

Double Bearded Dwarf Babe

Shelob's Lube

Samwise Gangrene

Entewifeswapping

You Shall Not Pass Gas!

Elf Orgy

Treebeard's Thorny Pubes

Golem Scrotum

Brown Eye of Sauron

Multi-hobbit Handjob

Gourd of the Kings

Hot Hobbit Sluts

Company of the Cockring

Isengardasil

Shadowfags

Orc Emporium

A Tale of Two Titties

Peregrin Took My Virginity

Middle Girth

Arwen Blowing Dwarves

Tea Baggins

Bilbo's Precious Dildo

Misty Mountain Hump

Horny Hobbits

Fisted by Sauron

Mithril Cock-sleeve

Smaug's Dildo Horde

Mount Poon